Bitter Melon Revisited

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I wrote about an alien life form, bitter melon.  So many people inquired to what was going to happen I figured I'd write the rest of the tale.  Essentially, I went to Salt Lake City for work.  I came home.  It was rotten.  The end.

While I am perfectly content with this outcome, many of you are not.  So I went and bought another one. 

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